Wednesday, August 31, 2011


maybe i should find a place to live here.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


this is very informative.

Monday, August 29, 2011

awesome kong.

tomb raider E3



gamer nerd alert. i just creamed my panties watching this. i imagine i am gonna slip right off the couch when it's time to play it. weee


Sunday, August 28, 2011

Friday, August 26, 2011


this should have gone on for at least another 10 minutes. -f.m

Thursday, August 25, 2011

i miss logan and veronica


"i have to go." seriously veronica!

if this was real life, she'd have run home and masturbated furiously.  just like i did.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

holy ryan in a suit, batman.



holy knit one pearl two.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

guess who's sorry for the absence? me.

between packing and working, my friend, nadine informs me that this blog had taken a backseat to nothing. i felt pretty guilty this morning, i wanted to stop packing and just dedicate hours to blogging today (its my first day off in over 13 days) but i am running out of time and still have no where to live.

i'll be back to making google search tired of looking for stupid shit to blog about in no time. promise.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Many people dont know this but when you sit next to a talker at the Orpheum Theatre you're allowed to hit them in the face and move seats. It's in the ticket fine print.



Due to overwhelming demand for tickets, the Tosh.0 star will now perform twice at the Orpheum Theatre on Aug. 13 -- the original show at 7 p.m. and a new late show at 10 p.m. Tickets to ($35 and $45)

Ticketmaster.ca.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Thursday, August 11, 2011

for really?


what kind of loser trips and falls on a 'deep woods' hike?

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

I sometimes feel alone and insignificant, especially when someone turns out the lights while I'm still in the bathroom.


Zero: In a world that judges people by their number, Zero faces constant prejudice and persecution. He walks a lonely path until a chance encounter changes his life forever: he meets a female zero. Together they prove that through determination, courage, and love, nothing can be truly something. beautiful.

Monday, August 8, 2011

a little Theophilus London


i want to crawl into this video and take a vacation.

Sunday, August 7, 2011



if you have an iphone you need to download the free app SONGIFY.

once you get the free app you can buy more packs, i bought the rap pack and the club pack to unlock some more great tunes to songify but it does come with some free songs to try out. You can also check out recent and top songs created by other users. YOU MUST GO TO RECENT and check out my brother Dave's song called NACHO, its about Dave and his fiancee Lisa's bulldog Nacho -the full time asshole, not about a plate of cheesy nachos and if you don't mind please rate it, preferably 5 stars. Its really good.

i cant stop layin tracks!!!!

Friday, August 5, 2011


Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when i do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog...


(((((crickets)))))



i wish my vagina had a 'delete history' button.

 

this years halloween costume? YUP.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

My dog just yawned directly in my face. It smelled worse than a hookers toothbrush.

one evening i was sitting around my brother's friend alex's house and i blurted out how cool it would be to have a mini great white shark. a miniature exact replica type super hybrid genetic mutation created by mega intelligent scientists for the everyday fish tank. it was genius... only after i said it everyone sat there just staring at me like I was a fucking nugget. gulp. everyone heard that. then out of nowhere and what seemed like several hours of extreme quite, Alex chimed in... "yeah, and you can feed them little mini surfers with mini surf boards, man."
So a huge thanks to alex for the amount of relief i felt all because of his even stupider comment. one word, folks. hero. soon afterwards alex and i started deciding carefully on the name for our mini shark because we each got one. the end.
P.S. BIRTHDAY WANT.

D’awwwwwwww


Just look at those giant fluffy feet and toes.

one fedora per crew.


Darrell makes me watch workaholics and i like it so life's not all that bad! one fedora per crew is the rule though.