pro tip: if you see a girl shake the gas nozzle after filling up, she's got a wiener.

best tip jar ever. hey, someone's gotta pay.

Robo-Carver

And now robots take away our crafty folk-art... Will their domination know no bounds?! No, seriously, although impressive, this isn't going to drop the bottom out of the rustic stool market. record scraaaaaaatch.

Whale Shark

 

Check out more of Thomas Peschak's amazing nature photography!

Parahawking is Way Cooler Than Whatever You Did Today

It's Just a Matter of Perspective

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Conversations with Adriana

 *phone rings*

Mom: "I'm going to see Sex and the City!"
Me: "That movie came out like 3 years ago."
Mom: "I don't like to do things quickly."
Me: "Fine, but don't have a diet coke."
Mom: "I'm totally going to have a diet coke."
Me: "You'll stay up all night."
Mom: "I'm hip."
Me: "If you call me at 10 pm looking to go to the Landing, you can forget it."
Mom: "THE LANDING!"
Me: "No, Mom, I'm working late tonight."
Mom: "Well, you have to go somewhere afterwards."
 
*awkward silence*
 
Mom: "I'm going to Sex and the City!"

*click*

20 minutes later, the phone rings.

Mom: "It's not playing!"
Me: "Shocking."
Mom: "Well, I GUESS I could go see Les Miserables."
Me: "It seems like a movie you'd like."

*click*

Me: "Right."

Red Wine makes me Horny.

Despite posting some bullshit on face book, I didn’t drink any last night. I did, however, drink half a bottle tonight. 

GODDAMNIT! PENIS, PLEASE.