Monday, February 10, 2014

American Bobsledder Johnny Quinn Gets Stuck... AGAIN!



The Olympics are hard enough.

You've got the best athletes in the entire world up against you, and you need to be at the absolute top of your game to succeed. 
The last thing you need is the Olympic village itself trying to defeat you too.

That would seem to be the case for poor Johnny Quinn, who had to ram his way out of a bathroom that had a jammed door, just a few days ago. Earlier this morning, Quinn found himself trapped again, this time in an elevator in his hotel.




Johnny Quinn: breaking barriers all over the place! Now if only the Russian government would follow his example...

"Dumb Starbucks" Coffee Store Opens in California




The mock store, which quietly opened Friday, is nearly identical to a typical Starbucks location, with tumblers for sale and trendy CDs, including "Dumb Jazz Standards," displayed on the counter.

But the similarities end there. Drinks here are served in green and white "Dumb Starbucks coffee" cups, while pastries are pulled from display cases straight from their Vons' packaging.

The menu features "Dumb Iced Coffee," "Dumb Frappuccinos," and a seasonal "Wuppy Duppy Latte."

Jerk Cat!


Jerk Cat is possibly the BEST Theme Song of all time. LYRICS!
CRANK IT UP AND RIP OFF THE KNOB!!!

The Float Table



The Float Table is a matrix of "magnetized" wooden cubes that levitate with respect to one another. The repelling cubes are held in equilibrium by a system of tensile steel cables.
It's classical physics applied to modern design. Each handcrafted table is precisely tuned to seem rigid and stable, yet a touch reveals the secret to Float's dynamic character.

Extreme Soil Liquefaction


HOLY EARTH TITS!!!! WHAT IS THIS?

Soil liquefaction describes a phenomenon whereby a saturated or partially saturated soil substantially loses strength and stiffness in response to an applied stress, usually earthquake shaking or other sudden change in stress condition, causing it to behave like a liquid. The phenomenon is most often observed in saturated, loose low density or uncompacted sand type soils.

AKA: A poor mans trampoline.

A Healthy young Giraffe, called Marius, is dissected after being put down at Copenhagen Zoo


Ignoring pleas from animal rights activists, the Copenhagen Zoo kills a young giraffe and feeds its carcass to lions, citing space and inbreeding rules.

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Beware!!! Rye Bread!!

"He got his bread, then he died."... is that a fucking joke?? That zookeeper should have been given Danish cookies and than someone should have shot him from behind when he was eating the cookies.

Now, if you really want to get your blood boiling Google the Danish Whale Slaughter... these people all sure have the Viking Blood. I just can't take this shit.

Nothing Better Than An $8500 Barrel Of Jack!


I did NOT see THAT at my local Costco!

Mackinlay Whiskey Recreated from Shackleton's Secret Stash


After Shackleton's secret stash of whiskey was discovered in 2007 there has been great care at Whyte & Mackay in attempting to create a reproduction of the adventurous whiskey.

The whiskey was found buried underneath Shackleton's cabin in the antarctic, they were placed there in 1907 by Shackleton and his men.


Russian Police Choir Sings 'Get Lucky' During the Olympics Opening Ceremony


Vladimir Putin is definitely a Daft Punk fan. The Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs choir previously sang the robotified duo's hit single three months ago, and decided to sing it again on the world's stage.




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'Putin' on the hits... you go girls!

Meet Arthur Chu, the "Jeopardy!" Contestant That's Changing Quiz Shows


Everyone is talking about the man who seems to have unlocked the secret to winning the trivia show Jeopardy.

Rampaging winner Arthur Chu first appeared on a Tuesday and won three times in a row. On Wednesday's game, Chu took the rare step of neglecting to add $1 to his Final Jeopardy! bet, allowing his opponent to go home with a generous $26,800 tie.

CONCLUSION: Arthur Chu is the gangster gamer of Jeopardy!


I wonder how much pussy he's gotten since...

How Ice Cream Sandwiches are Assembled.


can't. stop. watching.

A Sweet South African Whiskey Ad


MONDAY FEELS: Grab the tissues... this one made me smile & cry.

The new Bell's TV commercial features a father whose intrepid spirit demonstrates just what it takes to be a true Man of Character.

One Serious Prank...

It's Monday! Are You Ready To Roll?


HAVE A SUPER FANTASTIC WEEK!!!

The California Drought

 

California is experiencing a historic drought--by some measures the deepest in more than 100 years. NASA researchers are investigating a number of explanations for what the underlying cause may be.

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