Tuesday, September 25, 2012

HAPPY TUESDAY




Trying to hold in a really big fart during a conversation:


im pretty sure most ladies hold it in, it goes back up and comes out of their mouth in the form of bitching.

today i am thinking about my friend, Brandie. life has dealt her serious shit this past month and it makes me sad. life really isnt fair, but i suppose it's not fair for anyone, which makes it fair. i love ya stacks and stacks b.  *please see above example.

cant. stop. watching.


Sunday, September 23, 2012

a love a lil twist on things....


are you thinking what im thinking?


my bumhole is already a little sore.

5 is usually my lucky number.


GOOD AFTERNOON, SUNDAY


I've just opened a yumbo bottle of red, poured myself a heaping glass and will now let numb ensue... happy sunday, folks.

Saturday, September 22, 2012


id hold up too.


dios mio, i love this song so much its dumb.



LAUREN!!!!! are you seeing this?


excuse me, do you have any gums?
no seriously, i want this.
where are you btw? its 11pm on a Saturday night, im all alone and my pantaloons have descended... let's get uncharted3 up in here.

Willow - Sweater


i love and want to hump this song.

Snea KeyPete


D'aww of the Day.


ive heard this before.


Acoustic Levitation = rAd


holy fuck i love science. honestly, how can you believe in anything else?

Mini-Room Edition


i wouldnt even be able to fit all my clothes in that... but it would be a great videogame playhouse. shut up and take my money.