Thursday, October 24, 2013

probably the worst part about being deaf is that you can only celebrate 50% of your farts

Halloween Toilet Paper Holders are Spooky?

this is the only time spoopy would have been appropriate and they blew it.

Cant. Stop. Watching.

i bet kitty-kin immediately regrets that decision.


DID YOU KNOW: You Can Turn Off Your Gag Reflex by Squeezing Your Left Thumb?

If you have a sensitive gag reflex you might have trouble swallowing pills, visiting the dentist, public washrooms, eating foods, giving blow jobs and/or smelling farts... this handy (no pun intended) trick will really help you out.

DID YOU KNOW: You can also stop sneezing if you push your tongue hard against the roof of your mouth.

Look What You're Missing on TV

i believe she's found the one excuse that would actually make the situation worse.

Giant Web In Brazil Found Holding Thousands Of Spiders

Awwwwwww Heeeeell Nawwwww !!!!!!!!
Officially taking Brazil off my bucket-list.


so are they still unemployed?

LAB is almost BALL spelled backwards afterall.