Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Don't forget March 14 as Happy Pi Day - it's just like 4/20 day, but at 3:14 you meet behind the school and do math.
When I was a kid, my Dad used to tell me how beautiful I was. Now that I'm older, your Dad does.
If I had a time machine and could travel to any time imaginable, I know in my heart I'd probably just set that thing to lunchtime.