Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Facebook is Closed on February 29th Through the 31st


dark side of the moon?


The Good-Looking Person Discount


Hey, what about my tits? They’d owe me $

it would be pretty bad ass if people never stopped growing and old people were like 30 feet tall... anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk


Spade Pine Cones = WIN


Ball!


See what I did there!?

He Had it Coming


From Bad to Worse


cant. stop. watching.

I Know What I'm Doing Tonight

Crater Lake, Oregon


Nice Save!


WEDNESDAY = MANAGER MARKETING MEETINGS. ZzzzzZZzzzzz

tell me again why security has to attend? i want to go home and catch my dog doing this.

One more sleep until Valentine's Day


go ahead, save and print.
you're welcome. 

A Text Conversation with Adriana


My mother and I text so rarely, she prefers calling and leaving the same voice messages "oh hi, janelle. it's your mom... and then message to follow." and so it was a super treat when i came across this text in my phone from last year. I have to wonder if she will be on it again this year. That part will have... to be continued.


April 10th 2012 - Introduced my mother to a package of tiny yellow marshmallow chicks called peeps that i dug out of my purse during a our weekly dinner. she commented on the sugar content, my diet, hereditary diabetes and then didn't act like she enjoyed her free demo peep at all.


April 14, 2012: Dinner at Mom's tonight. currently 8:30AM
Mom: bring more peeps.  -love your mom
Me: what? i think you've had enough peeps. hater.
Mom: and? you're not allowed sugar on your diet. -mom
*15 minutes later*
Mom: don't forget the peeps. -mom

*5 minutes later*
Mom: Peeps are at the Mall. -mom
Me: I'm late for work. I'll look on break.
Mom: Once a year. -mom
Me: What? no...

3:45 pm the same day:
Mom: peeps season is short. -mom
Me: They have them all the freaking time.
Mom: are you sure? -mom
Me: Omg yes. 100% across the line for sure.
Mom: life is good. -mom


5:54 pm April 22, 2012:

Mom: peeps. -mom



Dear Mom, please stop signing each text and email. i have a pretty good idea it's from you. also please watch this yellow peep blow a giant fart in the microwave. mmmmm peeps.