Saturday, August 31, 2013


what the fuck


my bff has pneumonia and is quarantined at home... feel better soon lovies. i hear you heal faster if you play with your doodle.

Honest Drivers Are the Best

This Lamborghini is pretty dope.

straight off the grid

Some Guy Named "Ballmer" Decided to Quit on us.

Steve Ballmer (CEO of Microsoft) joined Microsoft on June 11, 1980, and became Microsoft's 30th employee, the first business manager hired by Gates. As of 2013, his personal wealth is estimated at $15.2 billion, ranking number 19 on the Forbes 400.  After announcing in 2008 that he intended to remain CEO for another decade, Ballmer announced his retirement in 2013, after losing billions of dollars in acquisitions and the Surface tablet. It was announced on August 23, 2013 that he will step down as Microsoft CEO within 12 months.

you never know what you're going to see at wal-mart.

My god I'm blind but I FEEL SEXY!!!!

*Ass and titties, looks like we got another case of the shitties!
*Up in hare!
*switchin' to Geico
*Oops I forgot my shirt, oops I forgot my pants... and repeat.

WATCH THIS WHOLE VIDEO but NEVER eat then watch this video *urp*