WHEN YOU’RE COMPLETELY SHIT FACED...

 and the only song that matters is this one.

Feb 6th, 1944

I miss you, Dad.
a million pieces of my heart are all over this post.

Hey, remember when... I played this song a bunch and you told me to fuck off with it, then we danced it out in the driveway while you helped me memorize the MOHS scale.

Happy Birthday, Leroy.
You will always be the KINGPIN!

new shoes really do make everything better

I order shoes when I’m happy, when I’m sad,

when I’m drunk & when I’m mad.

I’m in L❤️Ve with the blush suede wedge from

FRED DE LA BRETONIERE

Yup, I bought eyeshadow to match.

disclaimer: I just did a load of laundry and accidentally included one trainer if anyone's looking for the perfect wife or anything. 

9 Days left

Let’s fall in love for the night - FINNEAS 

FUN FACT: FINNEAS is Billie Eilish‘s brother. 

Have you asked someone to be your Valentine yet? be creative & get on it!

Need some help?

All the roads are lined with cobblestone

I live in a fairytale. I swear it’s surreal at times. In moments where horse drawn carriages pass down these roads and I’m all alone hanging my laundry on the line, or suntanning with a tall glass of ice water (vodka and soda)... it feels like I’ve wandered back in time. I’m blessed to be able to travel this world and still be loved unconditionally by my incredible family and friends, who have gracefully allowed me to leave them for years at a time, yet still talk to me as if a day hasn’t gone by. 

That said, I’m returning home this May and I’m very excited to reconnect & spend time with everyone after my lengthy duration away. So much to tell. I await the mass flood of messages and calls after everyone of them reads this... it’s the first I’ve said a word about it and it’s on a blog.

Stand by for action. 

I swore I saw ALF... until I zoomed in.

Hiking Falkland, Scotland

Just a few panoramic photos so you feel it. A long level hike to get to the ascent but once you’ve passed the flat trails, and the easy hike through the forest, the climb to the top buggers your legs and burns your ass off. Even though it was a sunny day, the higher altitudes were slippery, muddy and still a bit snowy. I slipped & fell on my ass (on the muddiest part of the path) towards the end of the climb so it looked like I had shit my pants for the journey home. I’ll just chop that up to karma working it’s magic. If that’s the worst it’s going to deal out, I’ll happily accept.

Only Celtic Heroes players will fully understand this...

This is how you feel when you godly roll at BT or Gele for your class and some other high level, fully geared fuckface out rolls you. #wasted #ragequit

Get up, wipe the dirt off... play on.