Thursday, November 22, 2012

The Zombie Apocalypse will last less than 14 days because all the nuclear power plants will explode without proper maintenance. Have a Nice Day!


Thursday is just Monday number 4


i need an all inclusive holiday. stat.

FOR Brandie


nothing is quite as sexy as hanging on a leather couch with B at the B staring at a salmon with a broken fin mounted on a cobblestone fireplace. damn, it's always so much fun with her no matter what were doing. Sometimes the best moves in life are made in silence.

Im no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dick hard and not their life.


Fun thing to Google image search: Merkin