Monday, January 14, 2013

GOOD TIP#47: always have a fake name at the ready so you dont tell the cops something stupid, like "Andrea Granola."


blame her for what? lol jk


can you dig it?


This is the story of my life.
I never sleep more than 4hrs.
I’m never tired on my day off but I’m always tired if I’m on shift. 💯 Mental. 
Nothing further to report. 

a poem for you


Challenge Accepted.

meow piece meow meow meow meow of meow meow meow meow cake meow

a good name for a vintage store would be 'pants dead people have farted in'


fart.

"Where's My Daughter? She Was With Me a Second Ago"


Auto-Complete Writes a Poem



RaD street art


TenaciousD responds to Tweets


german pinky swear?


Oh we all know Germans never keep their pinky promises.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Brandie keeps reminding people about the candle 'incident' and by incident i mean massive house fire. i will never escape that rap. (recoRd sCraaatch)

WARNING: It's MONDAY


Ever see a Horse Hair Worm come crawling out of a dead spider body? I'm surprised the spider was able to survive with that HUGE parasite feeding off of it. Who's up for some chow mein?