Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Fly like an Eagle to the Sea (or across a park)



Like a modern day Leonardo da Vinci. Jarno Smeets develops flapping wings just like a real bird. They use a special motion mechanism built around an Android phone and Nintendo Wii Controllers. His system literally allows him to start flapping his arms to take off and keep flying. It's pretty awesome but you would need to really be in shape to keep this going, 15-20 flaps tops and I'd be down, dry heaving & lungs burning.

why not? i gotta get me an old school lounge chair. STAT!

The Air-Stream of Large Luggage


Because who doesn't need a six-foot-tall piece of travel luggage clad in aircraft-grade aluminum and capable of carrying the contents of a small apartment?

The Blackhawk Secretary Trunk from Restoration Hardware is a solid hardwood case covered in aircraft aluminum. It's rounded edges are meant to evoke airplane designs from the 1950's.

Restoration Hardware is even kind enough to "pre-stress" the aluminum (aka bang the shit out of it with a hammer )to give it a "well-traveled" appearance.
Dimentions
  • 41"W x 30"D x 77"H

  • Weight: 525 lbs


  • $1495 plus taxes

       RESTORATION HARDWARE

    Zach Galifianakis In High School


    No way is that Galifianakis... yet, here we are.            

    Lion Cubs Give The Best Hugs.


    'awwwww' of the day.

    the good old popcorn trick.

    Big Boned Or Just Big?


    yikes, just BIG.

    Now paying for merchandise is easier than ever!


    men have it so easy.

    The Baddest Bad-Ass In The Warehouse



    LIKE A BOSS. yeah!
    "mmm, that candy actually looks really good."  - natalie

    www.mrlovenstein.com

    This is why Physics is so important, kids.


    A basic understanding of mathematical laws would have prevented this fucktard from cracking his rib cage into bone shards.
    what a muppet.

    Douchebags, Meet your new leader.

    Good News: Someone finally got married.


    Bad News: someone really didn't get married.

    The Ohio State Fair: A Fun Place To Die


     
    er, R.I.P Uncle Dave.