This guy knows his roommates have been stealing his food. He just can't prove it.

Attention Students: There's a Troll among us

You gotta give this student some credit... this is nice trollery.            

Hey Mr. Pelican, What's For Dinner?

 Ugh, fish again?            

This Hoodie Should Be Standard Teen Issue

Cheetah The Robot

It Runs 18 MPHs and it freaks me the fuck out.

People of Walmart are sexy and they know it!

Pick up some eye bleach in aisle 7...

trust me, you're going to need it.

Introducing The No-Hair Hawk

Remember Jon from "Jon & Kate Plus 8?" Neither does his hair.
Side note: Just shave it, bro.            

meet the pen head

i think he has too much time on his hands.

i suppose we will never know why people laugh at Lauren's car.

Superiority.

You can't deny thousands of years of genius in Japan's DNA. They even kick everyone's ass in slacking.

Instead of my usual wednesday snark, I'm going to be upbeat and have a great day!!!!!! LOL JK today will ass rape my spirit animal with its angry fist.

this is me and lauren at work.
(not the girl)

mmmmm, cheese.

i saw a sign that said: "Falling Rocks."

well, she tried it... and it doesn't.

Never-Worn Engagement Ring: For Sale, Cheap

ahhhh, good old craigslist.

Sprinkles Introduces The First Cupcake ATM

Hey America, is this why you're fat? hmmmm. food for thought?