Friday, May 25, 2012

Worlds Smallest Fire Truck.

Harry Potter Coolers made me puke rainbows


gurl imma have to call you back.



Went to the Dr. today, looks like I was born with too much awesome.

Most Common Side Effects: An overabundance of HATERS.

Turns out I'm gonna survive.

i think grandma's ghost is farting in the bathroom.

i wish i had this kind of relationship with my dog.







There are assholes, and then there are people who applaud after movies


A friend of mine told me that he had sex with his girlfriend and her twin, I asked how he could tell them apart, and he said her brother has a mustache. nuk nuk nuk. this guys hot.