Thursday, July 11, 2013

GAME TIME: Can you tell me why this is not your regular everyday frog?


when you see it you will know.

GO A'HEAD... MAKE MY THURS'DAY!!


this is fucking RAD... i LOVE it.

you know what's not rad? i dropped my iphone on the driveway rocks and cracked the GD screen. i also got a 35$ parking ticket. both things were completely my fault. kinda like stubbing a toe. your fault, still hurts.
NO LOVE it... so i'm going to use the word FUCK a lot today. ENJOY.

I Certainly Hope So


69... hehe

We am the Best of English Languages Instruction


FB Funnies x2





Mistaken Identity


This one's going out to my bestest pal Natalie, whom only today, informed me that people in Mexico aren't allowed to name their child Maria or Jesus because there are too many already. #taco #confirmedfact #fabio is really ed mcmahons son #fuck

D'awwww of the Day


it's only the very BEST Birthday Card. ever


copy, print and sign. you're welcome

LAZY TEST RULE #1940195729741014910187: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number.


"and the rest is history." -lazy history teacher

what the fuck does this even mean


 i dont know but i feel it.

For "fuck sake" or "for fuck's sake?" I need this email to sound professional.


i love that phrase

a HIGH FIVE so GREAT it NEEDS to be celebrated with a HIGH FIVE.


Do Not Disturb


i broke my hymen horsefront riding.


this better be framed and on their mantel. 

Don't STEEL my can!


See what I did there... yeah, ya did!
*high five me*