Tuesday, January 31, 2012

beta.

"let me explain something to you." - assholes.

back when i was a kid we stared at the wall when we took a shit and we liked it.

ive watch step brothers 100 times and laugh at something new each time.




"i appreciate if you would not look at me while i give my toast...  if you can just look down at your plates, please... and i'll wait for as long as it takes for every one to look down at their plates and just listen to what i have to say."

Saturday, January 28, 2012

ewww puke.

the night of the white pants.


i loved it.

this means war.


why wont two guys who look just like these ones fight over me like that? oh well, guess i'll never know ;) sigh.

Friday, January 27, 2012

giggled for several minutes over this.


hey, remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy? NO? here ya go.

mmmm, fart!

mmmmm, fart!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

first cold press sounds like a metal song fo sho. fancy.



 
i literally watched this with my mouth open. i mean i love me some bif and was just searching the internet wondering what she's been up to lately, well i found her. still totally different and unique, i love it. plus the raw food really did look good. chickity check it.

This show has ALWAYS cracked me up... 16 minutes into this new episode and i laughed so hard i had to take several pause breaks.


ummm, your turn.


[launch box of chocolates at TV]


and later i'll just eat all those chocolates off the floor.

LOL

poor little sand filled bumholes.

hardly seems worth it now.

pure ikea shame

pre thug life.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

the most intelligent of all birds...


and my absolute favorite. you must watch this.


My favorite position is the one where I'm looking at my phone.

mr. fluffy pants.





look at those fluffy pantaloons.

love it. wanna rub my face on it :/

Tuesday, January 24, 2012





Monday, January 23, 2012

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

i love this shit.


MEGA PARTY


CALL AN AMBULANCE BECAUSE THESE GUYS JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THE DANCE FLOOR. SO AWESOME.