My dream home

just me LOVING my introvert life!

The Church of the Blade, Open for Business!

yeah, best church ever.

It's WEDNESDAY FOLKS and WERE OEPN for BIZNIS

Yes, But are You Open?

That's Enough For You!

Wedneday's Assignment

 

she looks unhappy.

DRAW

This is awesome.

Do you know what time it is???

i want some

Van Gogh in Dominoes

cant. stop. watching.

fun game: ouch or dead? you decide.
looks like it hit the collar bone.

Trailer-Camper WIN

that foggy mist is really rolling in thick through the trees. *cough*

This is What Happens When You Wring a Washcloth in Space

So I wonder if astronauts constantly drop things when they return to earth because they're expecting the object to stay suspended in front of them? Meanwhile on Earth, someone at NASA is having a nervous breakdown from seeing all that water near the billions of dollars in electrical components.

This Sign Just Got Oddly Specific

yeah, it's going to take me 15-20 because I need 10 minute just to read the sign 

fuck off.

Mug Prank WIN

10,000 iPhones Domino

calm your tits. i call hack.
what do you say? real or fake

The Goblet of Fire!

ummmmm, are you seeing this BB, were doing this but not with wine glasses and your recent track record. (that one time at the shark club.)

Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?

how to teleport

Does Whatever a Spider Can

Thinking of getting a cat? Ease into it by sprinkling hair into your food for a couple of weeks.

bother and sister

i came across this when i was googling something and just fell in love with the little faces and outfits. damn adorable.

"Our new model works 40 percent of the time. Best one, yet. Congratulations, everyone." - CEO of automatic paper towel dispenser company.

what a great gift for the fellas

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

IM NOT TALKING TO NATALIE UNTIL SHE CALLS ME... obviously.

*i bet this is what she looks like right now reading this.

Do you sell Hot Dogs? Cause you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

Nana Liz.... you're a gorgeusg pictjre

CANT STOP, WONT. STOP.

this little muppet’s got skills 

Lady Told She's Too Fat To Tan, Gets No Refund

Kelly McGrevey just wanted to get skin cancer like everyone else that uses tanning beds. Instead, she got shamed.

D'awwwwww of the Day

This endangered 155 lbs., week-old rhinoceros learns how to wallow in the mud for the very first time.

Somebodies About to Hit The Snackpot

Oh luck be a lady tonight, mama needs a new pack of doodles!

It Takes Two To Tango or jitterbug, or salsa, or have a seizure.

So Much Wrong Here

So much....too much....I have no words.
Ok, I have one word #HELTH

A Straight Up Baller

What Happened to Thom Yorke's Eye?

did you mean:

guess whos back :)

it's been a week, I went to Hawaii on a whim... a much needed mini break, as for my 3 die hard fans, i'll do my best to catch up here.

D'awww of the Day

well said

Illusions are dangerous people: they have no flaws.

when it comes to love i give 110%
when it comes to farting i would not recommend 110%.

Adulthood - Pros: you can eat ice cream in bed. Cons: this will somehow make you sadder.

nuk nuk nuk

Looking Up at the Tokyo Tower

Denied!

when you try something and fail, it doesn't mean you're a failure. Just kidding, it totally does.

Bebe Christopher Walken!

Frank Zappa was so GD awesome

feel so close

fuck, i'm in love.

It Puts the Lotion on its Skin

is it weird that i want this?

no they won't

sushi 7 skies

i am all over this like a horny teenager.
crank it up and rip off the knob 1:08ish

Shut Up and Take My Money!

that depressing moment when you pull up at work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

Careful, there's no cancel button once you turn me on.

this picture describes the love I crave better than any words ever could. I crave a love so deep the ocean would be jealous. I won’t settle for just anything. #foreveralone

Derpy dads are always the best dads.

You can tell the daughters are enjoying this as much as he is.

Am I the only one that thought if that kid gets too close she's gonna get knocked off the stands and plummet to her death and the dad wont even realize it because he's in the zone?

this video should be named "Me when I get an A on a test"

FACT: chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

Orgy Artwork WIN

Creepy-cool-scary-icky-amazing.

now im itchy

Doggy Playing Patty Cake is the Dawwwww of the Day