Saturday, October 13, 2012

Halloween Contender


honey booboo






its 10:30 on a Saturday and I am all alone in my cozy livingroom about to watch....


click the link to watch it on putlocker.

Seeking a Friend for the end of the world

Meet my Brother Dave's dog Nacho.


i keep hearing that these books are highly addictive, not this one in particular, but im tempted to give it a read even if it's not really my kind of book. i liked harry potter though sooooo... who knows.

i had to take back my OJ Simpson halloween costume because the glove didn't fit.


man that takes talent. i dont want to brag but i can freehand carve a bumhole pretty darn good... including the hands.

The Fastest Bottle Opener in the Galaxy!


stump lights. neat-o


cant. stop. watching. trekitty.


SKELEBONER


Lights Out

What if money was no object?


Alan Watts poses the question "what would you do with your life if money was no object?" It's hard to argue with the whole "do what makes you happy" thesis of his lecture here.

truth.


Death Star Pumpkin


NEVER give a baby alcohol unless you want him to go on and on about, "the blacks." Racist fucking babies.


ive posted this before but it never gets old


D'awww of the Day.


All my friends are happy, in loving relationships and going somewhere in life and I’m just like... imma wait. 

All my friends are happy, in loving relationships and going somewhere in life and I’m just like.....


The Wizard Staff Drinking Game.



i know a few swaddlers.

80tees Halloween.

hearts

Always toss glitter onto someone when telling them bad news so that the bad news is only the second-worst thing to happen to them that day


Anyone know if hallmark makes a "Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball" card?






my friends one year old doesnt laugh when i fart. i can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time...


sharpen one up.


i always put my pencil in my mouth.... this is great and here i thought #2 pencil meant a poopy finger. guess that explains the low test scores.

CB Radio iPhone Handset


 "Roger that, I'll pick up some milk on my way home. Over and out."

Soooo, What is your favorite thing the new iPhone can do?
Mine is distract me from my own mortality.

Snuggle Up With Thor and Loki


Perfect For Spooky Juice

Butterbeer Lip Balm


a tasty, foaming, hot drink served in Hogsmeade now in lip balm

breaking RAD


i like likes


Mysterious Eyeball From The Sea

just a lego batcave.


Dogs in Slow Motion


I Didn't Choose the Thug Life


HAPPY SATURDAY

6% of men enjoy a bj for sexual satisfaction, 6% enjoy it for visual stimulation and the other 88% just enjoy it for the peace and quiet.


Halloween in 18 days