Wednesday, September 12, 2012

for dylan t


i want your samsung.

EVERYDAY



breaks my heart.

take with food.


A TRUE STORY


oh shit.


sigh, there are worse things.

dude pal's on third.

how many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? 11


1 to change it & 10 to take 200 photos & clog my newsfeed.
attention: guy... go to your shop and make it better.


this is how i gymnastic



i only support ghost hunting if you need the ghost for food.



"swear to god, something just grazed my weiner." -the best ghost hunter ever.

No `Speaka Da English' Resume Cover Letter


cant. stop. watching.


what the mother fuck is that...  vodka or gin?

cant. stop. watching.


BOME... done.


i miss the office