what the fuck
Saturday, August 31, 2013
NATALIE
my bff has pneumonia and is quarantined at home... feel better soon lovies. i hear you heal faster if you play with your doodle.
Some Guy Named "Ballmer" Decided to Quit on us.
Steve Ballmer (CEO of Microsoft) joined Microsoft on June 11, 1980, and became Microsoft's 30th employee, the first business manager hired by Gates. As of 2013, his personal wealth is estimated at $15.2 billion, ranking number 19 on the Forbes 400. After announcing in 2008 that he intended to remain CEO for another decade, Ballmer announced his retirement in 2013, after losing billions of dollars in acquisitions and the Surface tablet. It was announced on August 23, 2013 that he will step down as Microsoft CEO within 12 months.
you never know what you're going to see at wal-mart.
My god I'm blind but I FEEL SEXY!!!!
HIGHLIGHTS:
*Captain CAAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAN! :)
*Ass and titties, looks like we got another case of the shitties!
*Up in hare!
*switchin' to Geico
*Oops I forgot my shirt, oops I forgot my pants... and repeat.
WATCH THIS WHOLE VIDEO but NEVER eat then watch this video *urp*
Friday, August 30, 2013
IVEMURDEREDSEVENPEOPLE would be a fun eye chart for a doctor to have.
One Tricky Doctor... some benny hill for ross.
Elegant Dismount
a cool thing for him to do is break into a jog, leave the country, have plastic surgery and change his name.
Thunderstorm in Vancouver
Photos From Last Night
While Vancouver is no stranger to rain, last night’s long and violent lightning storm was something that doesn’t happen very often. Beginning at approximately 9 pm on Thursday evening, the heavy rainfall warning came true and was followed by frequent flashes of lightning and loud thunder for nearly an hour. According to Environment Canada, nearly 1,000 lightning strikes were recorded throughout the storm’s duration
I stood on Brandie's front balcony in her adorable little cottage house right next to YVR (the airport) and watched this hammer down... mommy mol got mad, then got us some free 'za.
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Oh Sweet Lorraine. Written by: Fred
A 96 year old man writes a love song to his recently deceased wife of 75 years. This video broke my legs and put me in a feelchair.
Get Your Tissues Ready.
Did The Earth Have Two Moons?
Did our planet once have two moons? Some researchers say so. Moreover, the missing satellite might still be up there splattered across the far side of the Moon. NASA's GRAIL mission could help confirm or refute the "two moon" hypothesis.
This Video from Nasa is a must watch and to be honest, it is a very interesting Theory. I was under the impression that the far side of the moon faces the asteroid belt. The moon then acts like a shield, somewhat protecting the Earth from impending asteroid attacks. The reason why one side is so smooth, and the other is so mountainous is because the "far side" gets pummeled by asteroids. The "mountains" are really craters. We never see the far side of the moon because it moves around the Earth at the same pace it revolves on it's axis. Therefore, the far side will always be hidden.
me after sex: hey, how much xp did i just earn?
Fun Fact!
Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they
feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes cells to rapidly
send out these stingers into your skin that then release venom.Another Fun Fact: that's how fast my leg hair grows fifteen minutes after shaving.
Just who are Daft Punk?
ANSWER: Daft Punk is a French electronic music duo consisting of musicians Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter.
regardless, the VMA's were very entertaining.
come on barbie it’s almost my birthday
bad news: my account was deactivated. fuck you barbie.com
#Party #NoRules #hanjob
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
my phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie... this is a must read.
Would anybody read this?
Anyone find this 'interesting'?
Just me?
Okay, I know the way out.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Monday, August 26, 2013
Kevin Smith Has Had a Rare Privilege
Ben Affleck to play Batman in the new movie. Which can only mean one thing... Matt Damon as Robin.
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