Saturday, August 31, 2013


what the fuck


my bff has pneumonia and is quarantined at home... feel better soon lovies. i hear you heal faster if you play with your doodle.

Honest Drivers Are the Best

This Lamborghini is pretty dope.

straight off the grid

Some Guy Named "Ballmer" Decided to Quit on us.

Steve Ballmer (CEO of Microsoft) joined Microsoft on June 11, 1980, and became Microsoft's 30th employee, the first business manager hired by Gates. As of 2013, his personal wealth is estimated at $15.2 billion, ranking number 19 on the Forbes 400.  After announcing in 2008 that he intended to remain CEO for another decade, Ballmer announced his retirement in 2013, after losing billions of dollars in acquisitions and the Surface tablet. It was announced on August 23, 2013 that he will step down as Microsoft CEO within 12 months.

you never know what you're going to see at wal-mart.

My god I'm blind but I FEEL SEXY!!!!

*Ass and titties, looks like we got another case of the shitties!
*Up in hare!
*switchin' to Geico
*Oops I forgot my shirt, oops I forgot my pants... and repeat.

WATCH THIS WHOLE VIDEO but NEVER eat then watch this video *urp*

Friday, August 30, 2013

Hey Girl...

a row machine that actually moves around the gym.

D'awwww of the Day

IVEMURDEREDSEVENPEOPLE would be a fun eye chart for a doctor to have.

 One Tricky Doctor... some benny hill for ross.

Elegant Dismount

a cool thing for him to do is break into a jog, leave the country, have plastic surgery and change his name.

Best First Assignment

The Ultimate in Breakfast Taco



... the t-shirt NOT kyle.

Close Enough

Meanwhile in Africa

Jerk Chimp

Epic Frog


That's a Classy Headline

It Can't be Worse Than Texting, Right?

Naming Your Barbershops Right

Thunderstorm in Vancouver

Photos From Last Night

While Vancouver is no stranger to rain, last night’s long and violent lightning storm was something that doesn’t happen very often. Beginning at approximately 9 pm on Thursday evening, the heavy rainfall warning came true and was followed by frequent flashes of lightning and loud thunder for nearly an hour. According to Environment Canada, nearly 1,000 lightning strikes were recorded throughout the storm’s duration

I stood on Brandie's front balcony in her adorable little cottage house right next to YVR (the airport) and watched this hammer down... mommy mol got mad, then got us some free 'za.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Oh Sweet Lorraine. Written by: Fred

A 96 year old man writes a love song to his recently deceased wife of 75 years. This video broke my legs and put me in a feelchair.
Get Your Tissues Ready.

Dinosaur Prank

Japanese prank shows: better than drugs.

The Endicott Pear Tree

Since 1629, that's 383 years, this pear tree has borne fruit!

We'll Have Nun Of That!

And don't think you can make this a habit, missy.
(See what I did there?)

Did The Earth Have Two Moons?

Did our planet once have two moons? Some researchers say so. Moreover, the missing satellite might still be up there splattered across the far side of the Moon. NASA's GRAIL mission could help confirm or refute the "two moon" hypothesis.

This Video from Nasa is a must watch and to be honest, it is a very interesting Theory. I was under the impression that the far side of the moon faces the asteroid belt. The moon then acts like a shield, somewhat protecting the Earth from impending asteroid attacks. The reason why one side is so smooth, and the other is so mountainous is because the "far side" gets pummeled by asteroids. The "mountains" are really craters. We never see the far side of the moon because it moves around the Earth at the same pace it revolves on it's axis. Therefore, the far side will always be hidden.

me after sex: hey, how much xp did i just earn?

Fun Fact!
Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release venom.

Another Fun Fact: that's how fast my leg hair grows fifteen minutes after shaving.

Just who are Daft Punk?

ANSWER: Daft Punk is a French electronic music duo consisting of musicians Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo and Thomas Bangalter.

regardless, the VMA's were very entertaining.

cant. stop. watching. x3

come on barbie it’s almost my birthday

bad news: my account was deactivated. fuck you
#Party #NoRules #hanjob

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Monday, August 26, 2013

Kevin Smith Has Had a Rare Privilege

Ben Affleck to play Batman in the new movie. Which can only mean one thing... Matt Damon as Robin.

Orangutan Swimming

The Ol' Ridge Back Potato Hop

i love it when they do that. spazzy little fuckers

words to the wise

it's a pirates life for me

That's Off-Sides, Right?