the new google translate gadget

TA DA!  Now You CAN read this blog in almost any language! If you're an english, try it out for fun anyways, wanker. it's over on the left sidebar near the search :)

looking down on cape town.

south africa, table mountain.

what's the cheat code for MONDAY?

yayayayaya it's finally sunday, my day off.

I'm going to put on my best underwear, play video games, wipe my hands on my bare legs and scratch my bum lots.

Visitor’s Tip: it’s best not to use the pink ps controller.

ummm, what?

business card win

workaholics have no time for dishes.

this is exactly what i do in my kitchen, only i live alone.

which way did they go?

i tell people that the secret ingredient in my cookies is "love", but it's actually "floor"

cant. stop. watching. x 2

ooooooh SHIT! Mr. Mc Drunk Inbunkbed.
that's gonna hurt tomorrow. 

ooooooo SHIT... Mrs. Mc Faceplant.
that's gonna hurt pretty much right away.

FACT:

When life gives you lemons, be thankful it didn't give you my ex boyfriend, Darrell.

just when i start to feel like a lady, i find a piece of toilet paper hiding in my butt.

D'awwww of the Day