i have no words. except those ones... and then those.
Friday, November 30, 2012
dada-dada-dada-dada... BATCAT
Brandie, sorry about batcat and those exclamations.
Moving is the Best. xox PickLE
The Matterhorn
The Matterhorn, Monte Cervino or Mont Cervin, is a mountain in the Pennine Alps on the border between Switzerland and Italy. Its summit is 4,478 meters high, making it one of the highest peaks in the Alps.
Elevation: 4,478 m
Prominence: 1,040 m
First ascent: July 14, 1865
Mountain range: Pennine Alps, Alps
Stare At The Red Dot On The Girl's Nose.
Stare at the red dot on her nose for 30 seconds.
Now look to a plain surface - wall or carpet and blink 50 times fast.
Don't worry, it's not a screamer.
Don't worry, it's not a screamer.
Thursday, November 29, 2012
To Boldly Go Where No Trekkie Has Gone Before
setting 'iWANT' to warp speed now, captain
One day I’m finally going to meet someone who loves Star Trek, All things Space, Nerd Stuff, Movies, Video Games, Snuggling, Tea and will put up with my expensive purse & shoe habit... and you know what!? Ill miss my fucking chance because I’m absolutely horrible at flirting. Whoever you are... wanna cosplay at Comic-Com forever with me?
Trampoline Forest
As part of the 2012 Archstoyanie festival in Nikola-Lenivets, Russia (from what I can tell it’s kind of like a small version of Burning Man but… with architecture and forests) design firm Salto created this gargantuan trampoline installation called Fast Track. Measuring nearly 170 ft. (51 meters) the bouncy road is nearly the length of a city block.
Check it out at Colossal
New $7 Cup of Coffee at Starbucks
Jimmy Kimmel Calls Starbucks Out on it's BS
One cup of coffee. Seven dollars. Seven. The first world problems are almost palpable here.
Starbucks recently introduced a line of premium Costa Rican coffee roast called Finca Palmilera, a roast supposedly so super bueno that they've decided to charge nearly twice the price of your standard grande mocha for it.
The folks over at Jimmy Kimmel Live then decided to set out and discover whether or not people could actually tell the difference between the Finca and the same old watery burnt stuff Starbucks usually has.
I'll give you one guess as to whether or not they could, because one guess is all you'll need.
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
WEDNESDAY!!!!!! WEDNESDAY!!!!!! WEDNESDAY!!!!!
I know I've had enough to drink when i suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's "motherfuckin'."
The Cat Suit
Whoa, calm down, person actually swimming in the swimming pool. I'd be backing up to things and showing everyone my bum hole. Just like a cat. Conclusion: It's best I don't wear this.
Store Display WIN
Restaurant Activity: Walk over to a table of strangers and ask, "who ordered the farts?" Then, fart.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
The Wine Sippy
If you really need a sippy cup to keep your wine off your clothes or your table-cloth, you probably need to start rethinking your life choices. right, i'll take the one on the left.
The Alien Avshalom Cave, Israel
Avshalom Cave also known as Soreq Cave or Stalactites Cave is located on the western slopes of the Judean mountains near Bet Shemesh in Israel. The 5000 square meters cave has one of the most impressive collection of stalactites and stalagmites formed in a variety of patterns. Some of the stalactites hanging from the ceiling of the cave are up to four meters long, and in some cases they fuse with stalagmites growing from the floor. Other formations resemble shelves or sheets of cloth, branches, corals and clusters of grapes, among many other objects. The bizarre patterns at Avshalom Cave combined with the ghostly lightening creates a rather creepy ambience inside the cave.
Madonna Selling NYC Apartment for $23.5
Madonna has just put her Central Park West duplex on the market for $23.5 million
The 6,000 square-foot apartment, which Madge picked up in the early ‘90s, has a pretty luxurious layout. It features 6 bedrooms, 8 bathrooms, 5 wood-burning fireplaces and an exquisitely appointed chef's eat-in-kitchen.
But it doesn't stop there! The exterior is just as impressive. Madonna's humble abode boasts 110 feet of Central Park frontage as well as dual Juliet balconies overlooking the Park.
Oh, and just in case you're getting ready to make Madonna an offer... don't forget to factor in the $11,774 monthly maintenance payment on this property!
The Crappy Car Wash
When the sh*t hit the fan this couple gets creative with their clean up. It's romantic in a really disgusting way.
Ghost Elevator Prank In Brazil
You need a strong heart to ride this elevator. Holy Shit, this made me laugh.
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