Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Monday, February 25, 2013

HAPPY MONDAY


And That's How you Got a Concussion. Now go call in Sick.

This Photo Isn't Dirty, Check Again!


cant. stop. watching.


It's Always the Fourth Flip That Gets You... that's just common knowledge.

Bookshelf WIN


Scrabble Carpet WIN


please move your rubberband ball out of the way... i want that carpet.

USB Dog REALLY Likes Storage


nothing's gonna change my pants.


Grumpy Latte says Hello MONDAY


just farted inside my coffee shop and didn't even buy anything.
a perfect start to Monday.

NERD NEWS: PS4

PS4 release date. The countdown has started.

At a PS4 launch event held in New York on 20 March, Sony revealed to the world that the PS4 was officially on it's way and the PS4 release date for some countries would be for the 2013 Holidays.

PS4 specs

confirmed PS4 specs:

  • AMD x86-based 8-core CPU and an enhanced GPU
  • Blu-ray, DVD and HDMI output
  • 8GB of DDR5 RAM
  • 'Instant On' capability
  • PS4 won't be backwards compatible with old games
  • PS4 users will be able to stream PS3 and older generation games online
  • PlayStation App will enable iPhone, iPad, and Android based smartphones and tablets to become second screens
  • PlayStation 4 Eye - 1280 x 800 camera (Xbox Kinect style feature)

Sunday, February 24, 2013

morning air, meet nipples, nipples meet everyone.


I hope everyone has a wicked SUNDAY... i kicked mine off with DIPLO. i know, i know, it's not for everyone but if you didn't come for the music, you might as well stay for the booty.  yo' - yo' - yo' - yo'

Crank it up and Rip off the Knob - DIPLO "Butter's Theme"


This video is straight bonkers. i love Thomas Pentz, <3 just as much as joel zimmerman and david guetta. ellie goulding 2:16 and MIA? jeah!!!! 

i welcome this trippy moombahton video with wide open legs.

Racists And Hate.


Can you feel their pain? Don't you give me those Hitler eyes.

Creator Of Calvin & Hobbes Is No Sell Out


Watterson isn't about the money. Can you imagine how much he could make if he was though?

A Bilbo Baggins Bonsai





    


The perfect shire for Hobbits!

You Have Such A Lovely Pet!




Loves sitting in your lap, you say? 

there are no words.

well maybe three... bleach my eyes.

Meanwhile In Ireland.


so Ireland is not getting along with Venus at the moment?

rat shoes


FUCK YEAH!!!! provided they aren't real. FUCK YEAH!!!!

I Have A Very Particular Set Of Skills.



Skills I have acquired over a very long career.

The Only Acceptable Selfie


am i right?

the Queen's Garden


... excuse me while i sit on that bench for the rest of my life.

That's Worse Than Horse Meat.


y'all know soylent green is people. it's PEOPLE! (nat.)

i can connect with this gif on an emotional level


maybe she’s barn with it



maybe it’s neighbelline

red panda sure likes to over exaggerate





Wednesday, February 20, 2013

i miss lauren


i lost my best partner to carpentry school.
Now I have to do this stupid shit without her and it’s just not the same.

This reads exactly like my resume.


BAMMMMMMMMM!


if only insomnia and productivity were intertwined...


i'd get more than this kind of stupid shit done.