if you have an iphone you need to download the free app SONGIFY.

once you get the free app you can buy more packs, i bought the rap pack and the club pack to unlock some more great tunes to songify but it does come with some free songs to try out. You can also check out recent and top songs created by other users. YOU MUST GO TO RECENT and check out my brother Dave's song called NACHO, its about Dave and his fiancee Lisa's bulldog Nacho -the full time asshole, not about a plate of cheesy nachos and if you don't mind please rate it, preferably 5 stars. Its really good.

i cant stop layin tracks!!!!

when a dude rests his sunglasses on the back of his neck, you gotta go around to punch him in the face, but it's worth it.

i feel bad for the remote.

Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when i do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog...

(((((crickets)))))

i wish my vagina had a 'delete history' button.

 

this years halloween costume? YUP.

My dog just yawned directly in my face. It smelled worse than a hookers toothbrush.

one evening i was sitting around my brother's friend alex's house and i blurted out how cool it would be to have a mini great white shark. a miniature exact replica type super hybrid genetic mutation created by mega intelligent scientists for the everyday fish tank. it was genius... only after i said it everyone sat there just staring at me like I was a fucking nugget. gulp. everyone heard that. then out of nowhere and what seemed like several hours of extreme quite, Alex chimed in... "yeah, and you can feed them little mini surfers with mini surf boards, man."
So a huge thanks to alex for the amount of relief i felt all because of his even stupider comment. one word, folks. hero. soon afterwards alex and i started deciding carefully on the name for our mini shark because we each got one. the end.

P.S. BIRTHDAY WANT.

D’awwwwwwww

Just look at those giant fluffy feet and toes.

one fedora per crew.

Darrell makes me watch workaholics and i like it so life's not all that bad! one fedora per crew is the rule though.

my bad knee hurt just watching this.

I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say "what's the magic word?" and I'd say "abracadabra" and she'd say "you're why dad left."

birthday want.

cool.

i love when a man can pull off a fedora.

HEY, MEN THAT LOOK LIKE THIS: YUP.