My lips are a bit chapped today.

More news as events warrant.

spear fishing anyone?

How Who Conquered Her Fear Of What?

First off, did you really have a legitimate fear of math?
Secondly, please tell me your name is pronounced 'Lasagna?'          

Take a Tour of an Upside Down House.

i am a krabby patty today.
working the late shift followed by an opening shift sucks.
no woo.

all mine are gone.

How to

Boobs, Only Seconds Away... Your patience will be rewarded.

i asked the barista for a Nyqilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A "wereista" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil.

good thing for protective glass?

feed the hungry lion already.

eeasy on the e's

Mighty Mouse

Brain Storm, known as the world's smartest mouse, impressively takes on a pretty complex obstacle course.

kitty cat sings the blues