it's all fun and games until someone better comes along.

reverse hipsters.

how to hide your booze in your facebook pictures.

in just a few months ill be sitting poolside with a drink in one hand and hawaiian tropic in the other. cabo is a vacation that is long overdue. i am booking this flight with my girlfriend and were leaving this shithole for one glorious week. i am sooooo excited.

all inclusive + me and b = trouble.

BUNCHY POCKETS

i am writing this as requested by my girlfriend brandie, who had a bad case of the bunchy pockets last night. from poor sewing to dryer pucker or whatever the case may have been, this did not deter her from looking adorable (as per usual) in her lovely dress. Unfortunately, the bunchy pockets were pissing her off.

so im just gonna put this into the cosmic universe in hopes that some bunchy pocket fairy will just commit suicide and we can all go on to live a regular pocket life.

the end.

i love this guy.

no worries for bunchy pockets here and that's just fantastic.

zooey is pretty damn cute and she makes me want to cut my bangs which always seems like such a great idea until i do it.

I'm watching Belladonna, what an awesome fucked up movie. why am i so drawn to these kind of films. its time i will never get back and things i wish i had never seen. i just cant stop thinking about it.

my 6th birthday

i got a headache just from watching this nugass.