Ah, to be a kid (with no friends) in the `90s again.

Dropped your favorite shirt out the window? No problem.            

The angriest guitar player in the world.

snap. who's fuckin nuts? don't be so hard on yourself buddy. you suck anyways. now, imagine if he had to tie his own shoelaces.

side note: i didn't realize Velcro runners still existed. sweet.

where are her feet?

if it's your birthday today then this ones for you.

You know you've got a real fatty in bed when her boobs taste like deodorant.

i love this... with two cherries on top.

i won't spoil it for you, but this 13-second clip proves that this is arguably one of the greatest dogs ever born.

Julian Smith - One Bad App

Thank you, Brother

You’re paying for this... and I DONT mean a replacement! 

Things I've actually said while drunk #36: "Get your friend to hold your baby while i punch you in your slut face."

Kitty OD's on Catnip Stash. Dont Judge.