Behold the Wine Condom

THINK REFRIGERATOR STORAGE.

The WINE CONDOM will sit flush with the rim of the bottle. Most wine stoppers on the market sit 1/2- 2 inches (or more) above the wine bottle rim. The added height causes the well known "Pain-In-The-Ass-Leans-To-The-Side-Which-Never-Quite-Fits-In-The-Refrigerator" Syndrome. 

Plus... the WINE CONDOM stows comfortably in your pocket or wallet.

Listen, Nobody Can Follow This Rule

Luckily, you can still laugh at your own.

Walmart Knows How to Do Valentine's Day.

I highly recommend this place if you enjoy eating out.

My muffin top is getting cranky. Lunch Time :)

A mini mini goat

NEVER GO FULL RETARD.

NEW Video of Rob Ford INTOXICATED emerges.

The video, recorded Monday, shows Ford rambling and cursing in a fast food restaurant. Ford repeatedly speaks with an affected Jamaican accent, using common Jamaican patois profanity.

This comes months after Ford said he would stop drinking altogether, but like the guy at the end of the video praising Rob Ford, most people are probably happy to have the crazy Rob Ford back.

I used to hate this guy for his drunken nonsense and drug addiction, now I'm starting to admire these traits as persistence and dependability. That's rare in a politician.

the old googly-eye trick... works every time.

seth green is just GREAT!!!!!

Take a Seat....

Two things scare the shit out of me: when spiders have hair and when someone says "don't I know you from somewhere?"

Dear Janelle

Please check one.

A long eared Jerboa

EVERYTIME!!!!