Friday, February 7, 2020

Happy Birthday Linds

I never took a single shit break, you know me and my aversion to public toilets, but we used to fuck-off and have the best time together while I did. You know it’s definitely Paruresis.

Happy Birthday to one of my favourite people. When we met, we just clicked and never stopped laughing. Those kind of people don’t exist for me so when I find one I cling film. You are seriously everything amazing in one human package. Keep it up. I miss you something awful especially on days like today.

Three cheers on the day the world became a better place.
Huzzah! bisssssh.