birthday want.

cool.

i love when a man can pull off a fedora.

HEY, MEN THAT LOOK LIKE THIS: YUP.

we are all government mules.

as i lay at home super ill today, i watched this. it was extremely fascinating to me mostly because i love this type of shit. the validity, however, is always in question but i believe that anything is possible and so i will keep an open mind. it's hard to believe that earth holds the only known life in the universe and/or beyond. therefore this movie's theory wouldn't surprise me... plus spacecrafts would be fun to drive around. id trade in. i mean it's simple science, right?

Umm, this is eerily similar to a party i went to once awhile back at nolan's. except the floor was mad tilted so i felt high all night. crazy.

Scott Caan - He’s actually standing in 4 Inches of water

PAUL

fantastic. laughed a lot in this one. LOVE the cast. check it out.

what the fuck is that?

Probably the worst part about being deaf is that you can only celebrate 50% of your farts.

Blog T’s now available.

just kidding. what a stupid shirt.

ummm, it's a convertable!?

This amazing car, released by Swiss car maker Rinspeed, called the sQuba, the world's first real submersible car was presented at the 2008 March Geneva car show. The zero-emission electric sports car, with power supplied by rechargeable Lithium-Ion batteries, can perform a submerged stabile flight at a depth of 10 meters.

From what I have read they don’t plan on selling it commercially. It’s just a design study but it's neat-o.

I LOVED THIS MOVIE & I'M RATING IT 'HOLY SHIT' AWESOME!!!

It's Norwegian and it is subtitled but it makes it all the more real. fantastic. I love movies like this... suck it up and watch it.

turning 40

no one believes me when i ask if they remember this but it's true and totally fucking awesome. i mean, what are the odds?

March 30, 1999 – Supermodel Fabio suffered a one-inch cut on his nose after a bird hit him while riding the new Apollo's Chariot roller coaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Fabio was attending the park's media event to help promote the new roller coaster.

basic breakdown: the guy was smoked in the face at over 70mph by a goose. BOME. those things are huge. read on.

davey jones. giant squid.

ok so i have to post this. my brother dave and my boyfriend darrell played this all day on dave's birthday, at the go kart track, at the bowling alley and at the ice cream shop they scared kids with it. they are hooked on this damn song and last night i found myself singing it so much i downloaded it from itunes. nerd out.

I swear, a pigeon at the bus stop this morning was trying to flirt with me. Anyways, totally fucked that pigeon!

paul rudd. our idiot brother. 2011

you got it joben.

at least his pet snake is clean!

lifted this from my pal Farrell

The surest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us yet.

FAMILIES last night claimed they watched in awe as a dozen glowing orange objects buzzed Basingstoke.

In the latest UFO riddle to grip Britain, witnesses say the alien  fleet hovered above the Hampshire town for half an hour – changing formation before their eyes. The photo above was taken by the father of the family who witnessed this sighting.

Normally, I wouldn't believe this bullshit only these are lights not tinfoil plates or can saucers that make up most fake ufo pictures online these days. That and the fact that my girlfriend Natalie had told me a story that had me in awe only mere months ago. Something that she, one of the smartest women I know, could not explain.

lazy sunday movies.

watch it now.

watch it now.

to my brother dave

GAME OFF - the white caps game was cancelled due to a typical vancouver down pour of rain... so bowling, go karts, casino and dinner at the hog shack it was. ive never felt so old, so sore and ive never watched someone eat that much meat. YEAH BROTHER!!!!

I legit had sympathy meat sweats.

birthday want

Remember when vampires didn't sparkle, and you killed them rather than french kissed them.

Foster the People - Pumped up Kicks.

i DL'd this song awhile ago and then over played it... today i heard the acoustic version and fell in love again. the end.

i dont like to brag but my pussy is magic.

thank you, bynky, for rustling outside my bedroom window when some show about serial killers was on A&E. now i cant sleep because of you... and maybe also because i woke up at 5pm.

Santa loves the rich kids more.

it saddens me to say that i can relate to this. louis ck is the funniest man alive. i cant get enough of his comedy.

I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work.

i found this while i was working hard and laughed till a bit of pee came out. that shut me up.

louis ck = awesome.

Spilled an entire iced latte on the floor in Safeway, at trenant park. Nothing in particular happened. I didn’t trip, lose my grip or knock it over. I just stopped holding it. Loser.

ballycarbery castle ireland

 "Hundreds of years ago, there was this beautiful girl called Grainne. She was promised in marriage to marry this fella called Fionn. He was kind of a cranky old warlord old enough to be her grandfather. And therefore, she wasn't in love with him. On the night of their betrothal, whom did she meet but a handsome young warrior--Diarmuid. They fell madly in love at first sight. But well, what could she do? She slips a sleeping potion in everyone's drinks and the pair of them run off together across the Shannon. Fionn wakes, and there's Grainne gone. Well, he goes mental. Takes his army and heads off in hot pursuit. But it was the people, you know, the people in the villages of Ireland--they took pity on Diarmuld and Grainne. They hid them in forests and in their barns and castles where they'd sleep one night and then they'd move on. Sleep was all they did. 'Cause Diarmuid, good man that he was suffering the old guilt about two timing Fionn and out of respect for him didn't take it any further. And then they came to this castle...and this view. And its said, you know, that unable to reist such beauty that here...in this place, they consummated their love."

-Matthew Goode Leap Year. 2010. cute movie, cute story.

lucky prince william.

is she wearing undies?

eye candy.

Ridley Scott is pulling out all the stops for the cast of his "not-so-Alien prequel" Prometheus. Earlier today i read that the film’s release date had been pushed back to June 8, 2012, making it another one of the many blockbusters to expect that summer. Now THR, is reporting that a U.K. actor is set to play the male lead in Prometheus opposite Noomi Rapace and it’s Michael Fassbender. I am in lust with this man. he bewitched me when i when watched him in Jane Eyre last week, and from the movie 300.

here comes the bonus.

whenever you feel powerless, remind yourself that a single one of your turds can shut down an entire water-park.

today my purse was filled with an entire bottle of diet coke. my phone, wallet, assorted expensive makeup, keys, papers, etc. were floating around inside my korrs bag perfecting the backstroke. the most upsetting part is that now my fairly new iphone doesn't seem to work properly. needless to say, shit fuck bum.

on the upside I had a lovely dinner & tequila shot at the blue canoe in steveston. the best part was seeing how happy my boyfriend was that his best friend, brad, has recently come home from his one month on/one month off job in papua new guinea. we missed him.

if this is a joke i love her... if this is not a joke i want to punch her cat.

always remember that nobody is perfect.

meet the joneses

looking for a great weekend movie? try this one. just the right amount of cheese aged with an original premise.

greed is good.

Wall Street. i just watched this tonight and enjoyed it immensely... now i'm going to romance the fuck out of myself with a little P&P and a glass of refrigerated boxed wine. mmm mr. darcy.

this is a house of learned doctors -stepbrothers.

this is why i'm poor! because i didn't have a crazy asian father who loved me enough.

jerboa mouse.

I've never seen this little muppet before and i love him. he looks like he is plotting something big with those tiny hands.

knight rider rules.

doods, i've been shit-faced and have wolfed back a bk burger many a time. in conclusion, i see nothing wrong with a little floor picnic after copious amounts of liquor. what kind of daughter films this when her father is who he is. nice job sweetheart.

challenge.

that's great bobby, but we don't have dance dance revolution; so... you're dumb.

birthday want.

These little monkeys are the smallest in the world. The body weight of adults in the wild averages only 4 ounces! They are about 5 inches (13cm) tall, not including the tail and they are able to jump more than 16 ft or 5 m! That's quite a distance.

i have always wondered how they would manage to pull off a mermaid on broadway. now i know.

if you ask me it's off somehow. they should have tucked the tail down closer to the legs, because when standing she looks like a t-rex.

as with everything, i noticed it, focused on it and of course it ruined it... er, props on the song. love it.

hot rod.

i watched this last night with jols. voltron.

you had me at paul walker.

the new face of davidoff. my god, this man is beautiful.

my grandfather was inducted into the canadian football hall of fame when he was 91 yrs old.

grandpa tony = the coolest man i ever did have the pleasure to know. he must have paid me a visit in the twilight hours because i cant get him out of my head today. i took this photo of him in hawaii.

march 14th 1919- november 10th 2009

HAPPY 4th of JULY

I'd love a video montage of every single time I've walked into a room and forgotten why I'm in there.

birthday want.

people with horse masks.

inside the wave.

You had me at "HELL NO!"

i love that will ferrell cast his daughter as the landlord.

this is old but watch it again anyways. so great.

looking good.

i loved rachael.

in america they call it survivor, in canada we call it camping.

HAPPY 144th BIRTHDAY CANADA.