Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom


I love Yolandi.

the latest music video from South Africa's most awesome duo.


Hard Rock Guitar? Or is it a rock hard guitar? Either way, the key word here is 'hard'

The Magnified Tip Of A Tungsten Needle


A Tungsten Needle is the sharpest object ever made by man. The circles are individual atoms.


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this is fuckin' great.

Charlie Bit Me Ragu Commercial


Please let this little White Boy be Mr.T


"i pitty the fool... who don't eat my cereal." -mr.t
lose the gun and the frankenbag kid and listen up... you're going to need a box of cereal, a pillowcase, a flashlight, firecrackers and a shoe mirror.

The Ultimate Science Nerd T-Shirt


He's a little too cute to be a true nerd, but a genius shirt nevertheless.

And here we have the (un)appetizer plate for that sick Halloween Party you're throwing or attending.

Grade School Grammar Book?



you're busted, Audry.

Four Classic Monsters in One


sweet artwork. ripe for tatt.

Kid Draws His Favorite Part Of Church


Yep, my favorite part too, kid.

people on blogger


as seen on tv... literally.

is it a fetus?

Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on Apirl 1st

Halloween Popcorn



2 bags microwave popcorn, popped
1 bag candy corn
1 16-ounce package white chocolate bark

Halloween sprinkles
Wax paper

a dash of salt

Place the popped popcorn and candy corn in a very large bowl and sprinkle with salt (you need plenty of room to stir the popcorn). Melt the white chocolate bark in the microwave in 30 second increments, stirring after each time, until melted. Drizzle over the popcorn and candy corn and stir to coat each piece of popcorn. Pour the mixture over wax paper and spread into an even layer. Sprinkle with Halloween sprinkles and allow to cool for at least 15-30 minutes. Break into pieces. Serves 6-8.

white chocolate bark (or white chocolate candy coating) can be found in your grocery store on the baking aisle with the chocolate chips and nuts.

All Hallows Eve is approaching...

bippidy boppity boo

i hope you're starting to feel the magic of the season. If you're having trouble finding the spirit: turn out the lights, fire up some candles (or if you're lucky enough to still have a wood burning fireplace) start a crackling fire and cast yourself into a great movie while you carve pumpkins, roast their fresh seeds and drink spice lattes or cognac.

kid friendly suggestions: Practical Magic, Hocus Pocus, The Haunted Mansion, Beetle Juice, Casper, it's the great pumpkin charlie brown, Frankenweenie, Monster House, The Burbs, The corpse Bride, Nightmare before Christmas & Sleepy Hollow.

non kid friendly suggestion:
An American Haunting (possibly one of the more disturbing documented accounts in history), Bram Stoker's Dracula, Death becomes Her, Midnight Bayou <3, The Haunted and Van Helsing.


If you know me, you know that I am a big fat chicken that really doesn't watch slasher horror movies, the kind where humans slaughter each other in sadistic and unmentionable ways.


I do however enjoy the supernatural kind, the kind that haunt you after you turn off the tv, the kind that make you bite the head off anyone asking questions during the movie, the kind that make you stare at the door frame in the dead of night praying that nothing is going to appear or jump out and make you shit the bed.

conclusion: i'm a retard that wants to live in a haunted castle. enjoy any show you want... just enjoy it with some of that addictive Halloween popcorn (recipe above)

i love the fall.



Rivershore Grill Lounge, making murder or suicide discrete since 1996

old guys use the worst cellphones.


Rugby Play of the Year!!!!


i bet this guy has the worst cellphone.

It's a cryin' scheme... i love shoes.


I've said it before and Ill say it again, it's all in the marketing.

Halloween Scarecrow keeps all those pesky unwanted kids out of the yard.. 15 days left to get one.

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cool and geeky scarecrows.

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HAPPY TUESDAY



Were not even half way through the damn work week, so i thought a cub might help bring a smile to your beautiful lips. hagd

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