Assemble Your Own Snøwmån in Just 387 Easy Steps!

Whenever an Ugly person blows me a kiss, I quickly run away in a zig zag fashion in order to avoid it getting me.

Ugly people hate that shit.

Drinking until Gravity pulls a Leg Sweep

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Because Ironing Was Clearly the Biggest Concern

POP QUIZ: Name That Candy Bar

Yes it's a Pop quiz, hot shot. Can you name all 20 chocolate candy bars?

when you see it...

why the long face, carrie?

First I use my tongue, making things so wet and sticky. Then I bring in the fingers to finish the job. And that's how I seal an envelope.

Letting It All Hang Out For The Camera? whoa, oh wait. never mind.

Vanity Fair Releases Their Comedy Issue

Vanity Fair magazine launch three different covers of their Comedy Issue. Which one do you like best? I dont understand how toe thumbs is involved in all this.

Meet Billy, Rescued From A Puppy Mill

I cried a little bit! Yay, BILLY!

when a dude rests his sunglasses on the back of his neck, you gotta go around to punch him in the face, but it's worth it.

hey, you got a match?
yeah, my butt and your... er?

Eggnog is basically alcoholic pancake batter.

egg nog yum

D'awww of the Day

the first year is the best year. gotta love puppy breath.