turning 40

no one believes me when i ask if they remember this but it's true and totally fucking awesome. i mean, what are the odds?

March 30, 1999 – Supermodel Fabio suffered a one-inch cut on his nose after a bird hit him while riding the new Apollo's Chariot roller coaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Fabio was attending the park's media event to help promote the new roller coaster.

basic breakdown: the guy was smoked in the face at over 70mph by a goose. BOME. those things are huge. read on.

davey jones. giant squid.

ok so i have to post this. my brother dave and my boyfriend darrell played this all day on dave's birthday, at the go kart track, at the bowling alley and at the ice cream shop they scared kids with it. they are hooked on this damn song and last night i found myself singing it so much i downloaded it from itunes. nerd out.

I swear, a pigeon at the bus stop this morning was trying to flirt with me. Anyways, totally fucked that pigeon!

paul rudd. our idiot brother. 2011

you got it joben.