Step Back, Look Again, Laugh

What is This, Mind Control?

i ve failed this 26 times... 27.
28... scroll on.

Everyone Loves The Wine Monkey

have you ever seen a new born sting ray?

Some Saucy Reading Material

horny
h o r n y
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h    o    r    n    y
h     o     r     n     y
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h       o       r       n       y
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h         o         r         n         y
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h           o           r           n           y
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h              o              r              n              y
h               o               r               n               y

HAPPY SATURDAY

DISCLOSURE: THIS PHOTO IS NOT OF MY GRANDMOTHER. THIS NANA IS DTF

Friendly reminder: my grandmother's stories always include the race of everyone involved. Today was another gem. A full 5 minute long story about how she had her hair cut then followed by 2 full minutes of silence before she turns to me and says: “she was a Chinese lady” 

Me: 😳 *looks to camera right*

I kinda wanna be in a gang but not a real gang... one of those corny dance gangs that snap in sync and have choreographed moves

me: "hey, do you wanna start a dance battle gang?"
Lau: "obviously!"

super duper dad

from here on out, that will be the only picture i send when i'm super duper excited.

D'awwwwww of the Day