beta.

"let me explain something to you." - assholes.

back when i was a kid we stared at the wall when we took a shit and we liked it.

ive watch step brothers 100 times and laugh at something new each time.

"i appreciate if you would not look at me while i give my toast...  if you can just look down at your plates, please... and i'll wait for as long as it takes for every one to look down at their plates and just listen to what i have to say."