Only in Thailand

“Trying to steal a TV, huh? You’re going to have to suck a lot of dick to make up for that.”

I Shall Desire No Other Hamster for as Long as I Live

I hate it when I pee my pants and people think it's just water that splashed on my crotch from washing my hands.

Does it get any more innocent than this?

My heart just went melty.

What a Thrifty & Cute Craft Idea

Wookie what someone did

#mewbacca

FUN FACT:

This is me now :(

obviously, except for that sex part ;) winkyface 

No Thanks !!!

the electric bottle cap opener.

Need to Open a Beer? Got a Car?

Incredible, Majestic Beer Bottle Cap Art

movies never show the part in the ending where the hero drives into the sunset and has to pull down the visor.

just the best Fish Bowls EVER... By the time you are halfway done, you'll swear that those gummy fish are real.

Description

This bowl of brain-dulling deliciousness, based on the Blue Hawaiian, should be sipped slowly.

Also: Do not share.

Ingredients

½ cup Nerds candy
½ gallon goldfish bowl
5 oz. vodka
5 oz. Malibu rum
3 oz. blue Curacao
6 oz. sweet-and-sour mix
16 oz. pineapple juice
16 oz. Sprite
slices of lemon, lime, orange
4 Swedish gummy fish

Method

Sprinkle Nerds on bottom of bowl as “gravel.” Fill bowl with ice. Add remaining ingredients. Serve with 18-inch party straws. If you find bamboo shoot straws and gummy frogs for the citrus lily pads you will be the official fishbowl RockStar. 

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

     

Oh, how true Nald's McDo...

South Park. Nailed it!

        

A little Cyanide and Happiness always makes you smile.

birthdayWANT

plus the ice cube 🧊 thing.