Oh, you left me a voicemail?

Next time just tape a note to the door of the apartment I moved out of six years ago.

jon lajoie truly gives the lowest amount of fucks

'fuck toasters. i dont need to cook my bread. fuck coasters. i use a little plate instead.'

the fact that something like this even exists is amazing.

this is what happens when i try and leave my laptop / the internet.

every gd time.

if this only worked on shitty boyfriends.

i can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders.

            

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touche.

special effects overkill. poor guy.

who's a lil monkey?

its funny when they get all squirrely w/ that ridged back fur.

cats. sigh.

How Stefan discovered his Super Powers...

NAME: Stefan Beletsky

EVENT: Vault

ATTEMPT: 3rd

SUPER POWER: Helium filled.

A World Record

Guy Sets World Record For Doing A Triathlon by juggling during the entire thing.            

The Leaf Hornet Lizard, Camouflaged for Hell.

And it’s fuckin’ DOPE

Llama Haircuts

Can You Find The Purple M&M?

It took me less than a minute. START scanning people.

Massive Earthquake Rocks Northern Italy

One of the worst quakes to hit northeast Italy in hundreds of years rattled the region around Bologna early Sunday. Take a look at the the Aftermath.