The Automated Japanese Restaurant

Damn it Japan... stop being so bad-ass.

Problems With Depth Perception

I like the part where he just lies there.

Musicians Get Away With Everything

Sydney Tunnels Have Giant Water Holograms

brilliant.

Military Crackdown On Fapping

At Camp Masturbation Station

Blue Fairy Wern

what a pretty bird.

I'll Just Take This...

The Saddest Words Ever Printed

only one name comes to mind.
christine.

just another great costume

go to a party and lay on the floor all night.
sign me up.

not goin down without a fight

only 10 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN, FOLKS.

NEAT-o-FACT #24: if you say "raise up lights" you just said "razor blades" in an austrailian accent.

have youn ever seen a broken iris?

Question: How irresponsible do you have to be to break your iris?
Answer: really irisponsible.

bah-dumb-bum. im here all week.

buuurrrrrrrrrr it's cold in here, it must be something with the atmosphere.