Coco Privé Kuda Hithi Island, Maldives

Don't forget, you're losing an hour tonight. Two if you watch American Ninja Warrior on NBC. I lost 2

Valley of Unicorns, Kyrgyzstan

i just set the vibration intensity on my cell to mild which i then affectionately nicknamed 'sixth grade finger bang.' I mean, look at this. Truly look. This is right out of a mythical world! 

The Shimmering Falls of Laguna Capri, Patagonia

You don’t even need to bother to ask what intensity my phones vibrations settings are set to for this one. I’m thinking I might need to book another travel date and/or get laid.

Drive-Thru Prank

+100 Head Shot.

i hate dolls!!! especially that one with the mini cheese knife that Natalie made a video of and sent to me from an anonymous hotmail account.

Hip Hip Hooray!

Mars Needs Lawyers?

i bet he pretends to be in a spaceship every time he walks through automatic doors. oh, james dunstan - you space lawyer.

Hockey Fight Ends With An Epic Knock Out

Whoa, where did that punch come from? Didn't look like it would result in a KO, but down he went.

D'awwww of the Day

Dog rolls around in dryer sheets with a lethal amount of enthusiasm :) awwwww lil'buddy

Marco's Food: You Touch, You Die

someone needs to add in a few fries just to fuck with this marco.

million dollar idea: an ambien that puts you to sleep until this harlem shake thing is over.

the Real Harlem shake - watch and learn.

i'd blow my knee out.