Friday, July 19, 2013

Revenge!


Is a dish best served at 37 Degrees Celsius.

Kanye West Attempts to Sell a Plain White T-Shirt for $120 and the World Laughs at Him

erm, the shirt is sold out. Don't mind me, I'll just be on my spaceship, taking off from this planet.

Ahhhhh Man


Single and Ready to Mingle


You Had OEN Job to Do!


Polar Bear Learning to Walk


this is just tooooo cute.

D'awwwwww of the Day


Dats teh Spot

This is a New Evolution in Sandwich Design

 

Well, This just changed my world! 

Lunch is on Godzilla Today


Ok here’s the juice. I lied. I rarely lie but I will fully admit to it this time. I promised my brother I’d go to see Pacific Rim with him but ended up going with someone else. Hey now, It was a matinee so it didn’t really count. I couldn’t tell David. In the week that followed he called a bunch and always brought it up but I didn’t have the nutz to confess. I just figured I could avoid it until it was out of imax. No one wants to see that shit on a regular screen, right!?

Anyways, a while later Dave calls and tells me he bought us tickets! I felt sick, not because I lied (asshole) but because I fucking hated it. I HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!

Long story medium, the person who suffered the most from this (besides you for having to read this shite story)  = me... for and additional 2 odd hrs of it.
Please, Let me do the math for you... that’s a total 4.5hrs of a horrible movie.

Thank you but no more pacific rim ever again. 

Cool as a cucumber... oops, I mean sunflower.



This Cooking Tip Will Change Your Life


you’re welcome.

cant. stop. watching.

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