Friday, July 19, 2013
Kanye West Attempts to Sell a Plain White T-Shirt for $120 and the World Laughs at Him
erm, the shirt is sold out. Don't mind me, I'll just be on my spaceship, taking off from this planet.
Lunch is on Godzilla Today
Ok here’s the juice. I lied. I rarely lie but I will fully admit to it this time. I promised my brother I’d go to see Pacific Rim with him but ended up going with someone else. Hey now, It was a matinee so it didn’t really count. I couldn’t tell David. In the week that followed he called a bunch and always brought it up but I didn’t have the nutz to confess. I just figured I could avoid it until it was out of imax. No one wants to see that shit on a regular screen, right!?
Anyways, a while later Dave calls and tells me he bought us tickets! I felt sick, not because I lied (asshole) but because I fucking hated it. I HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!
Long story medium, the person who suffered the most from this (besides you for having to read this shite story) = me... for and additional 2 odd hrs of it.
Please, Let me do the math for you... that’s a total 4.5hrs of a horrible movie.
Thank you but no more pacific rim ever again.
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