so this is real? sweet.

i bet these are the kind of guys that would put their hand down a chicks pants and if they found a dong they'd be all like "You Trickster!" and then suck it real good cuz a deal's a deal.

just walk around the party ripping masks of random faces and and yelling out stuff like, 'ah ha' it was old man weatherbee... or some nonsense.

Out of character but I’ve been pretty Agro lately.

well then, if my calculations are correct i should have 9 cats and 4.5 bottles of poison.

if i did have all those cats i would call them computer names. i.e; reboot, defrag, upload, crash, diskdrive, dos, download, override, cache and I'd have one dog, named VIRUS. fuck, im cool.
 

Halloween ETA: 5 days

hey, hey, hey, it's friday...

I am afraid of clowns, but somehow still end up dating them.

Typing like a pro when I was a kid

don't try "to" tell me how to use

quotation marks.

when i die i want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life.

💯

i love love.