♥️ 6 days until Valentine’s ♠️

Alternative responses to “I love you”

* Who doesn’t 

* I know

* Thank you

* Well, that’s a horrible idea.

* YEET

* Shoot off double barrel *FINGER GUNS* then say:

 “oof, safety was on... awkward”

* Laugh nervously

* Laugh hysterically

“Spirit animals don’t exi-“

D’awwwww of the Day

baby donkeys (foals), no words just smiles

ME: Hey check this out...
(Flashes photo over to Ross) 
ROSS: DO YOU WANNA DVD NUTS
ME: what!? No, try again
ROSS: DO YOU WANNA DOWNLOAD NUTS
ME: seriously?
ROSS: DO YOU WANNA... (1min later) digital?
ME: what?

That weirdo that comes into bars and tries to sell roses would make a lot more money if she sold tacos. Just sayin’

5/5/2020