i'd let leon redbone stick his finger in my plop plop.
Sunday, June 19, 2011
There are assholes, and then there are people who dress their animals.
to say 'i love animals' is an understatement but sometimes what's best has to come before what they want. beta hates her outfits. i agree it is stupid to dress-up your dog but beta isn't dressed like that everyday.
put it this way.. what if you took a huge Fred Flintstone size steak and threw it in some snow. Doink, yeah I know it's no scientific comparison by any means, animals maintain a body temperature while a steak is just a piece of meat, but she's 4 lbs and must get cold. i get cold for fuck sakes and i'm 116 lbs.
BETA also does this thing with my mom where she starts to limp. my mother immediately drops everything and acts like i have beaten the shit out of my dog. beta gets this attention and ends up leaving with Adriana for the night.
Er, what's that? yes that's a sombrero. it was a gift and you can't tell me that she doesn't look freaking adorable wearing it. oh come on, she doesn't wear it every day. just for photos.
look how much she hates me right now. i love it.
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