The Grasshopper Mouse.

A genetic mutation in grasshopper mice changes their vocal patterns as heard in this video.

This is so TOTALLY REAL.

Aerosmith Front Man, Steven Tyler, posing on his kick-ass-rock-star car.... and all I could do is stare at his socks.

BOSKA Toast Bags

How effing fantastic are these? Thank you, Holland.

PIZZA CONES! IT'S ABOUT TIME.

If I ate processed food, i bet i would LOVE these bad boys... especially the one with bacon.

BEFORE....

what i wouldnt give to see the AFTER.

It's Google Image Search Time

i wonder how many of you will Google it to see if its true?            

Family Pictures Can Be A Problem...

When your father is a sexy beast.           

This Kid Has Horrible Equestrian Instincts

You can see this one coming a mile away.

A Crown Crust Fit For The Queen's Jubilee

The Queen celebrates Jubilee with the Royal family at her local Pizza Hut.

i never thought i'd say it but i miss myrna.

Peter the Cat

On the internet you can pretend to be anyone.

Hey Apple, Your Charger Cables Suck.

Apple Asks: How can we improve our merchandise?

ANSWER: You could start by being a little less stingy with the cable length.

SHAAAAARK!

This (great white or bull shark) circled the 21ft boat for 20 minutes and made contact by slapping its tail on the side. Yeah, i would poo my pants. 25 miles southeast of Wrightsville Beach.

Amurika. A brayf Histry Y'all.

‘Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren’t them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin’ angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

This Jim Beam tastes a little bit like I'm not going to work tomorrow.

MONDAY = MY DAY OFF.

woo.

someone needs to find this and gift it to me.