Hoodie Armor

The perfect sweater to put on during a chilly knight out.

poser nerd is busted.

Thank you for your interest in becoming a Nerd. Unfortunately, after careful review of your application, we have decided that you are woefully unqualified to be a Nerd at this time. Please do not apply again.

the best or the worst tattoo? you decide.

when you see it you will not want to put on pink lipstick. goo

The Hidden Symbols In The Jagermeister Label

Hopelessly unemployed? No problem, now you can pretend you have a job without actually having one.

How to Sell Shower Products!

I'm straight and I wanna squeeze that ass.

holy crap, that's a great ass. squishy hot.

WARNING: you will be seduced and end up watching the whole thing with your mouth open. just watch.

Celebrity Spotting.

Don't Forget Dad This Father's Day

 it's Father's Day, this Sunday.            

The Old Philly Cheese Stick Deodorant Trick

The Afro Circus Challenge

let's just see how you manage:

my score: 19 seconds

Holding People's hands

i wish i still had someone to brag to.

i saw Prometheus in IMAX3D this afternoon, holy shit, an excellent flick. i tried to put my regular glasses under my 3D glasses...nope.