my hand is up

Colonel Sanders and Alice Cooper.

um, fantastic doesn't even begin to describe how this makes me feel. check out more famous people hanging out.

cant. stop. watching.

jesus christ what is happening

this is pretty rad.

Protip: If You Want Your Store to Sell Clothes…

Don’t get mannequins that look like they’ve been possessed by Satan.

beer before liquor never sicker. toothpaste before orange juice, dead..

and also... beer before liquor because alphabetical order.

i wont be impressed with science until i can download a pizza... or waffle.

i bet i would wear this everyday and love it.

i really do.

just imagine the beach

my finger broke through the toilet paper so i dunked my hand in liquid nitrogen and shattered it with a hammer.

I'm going to make this girl mine... right click, save as.