morning air, meet nipples, nipples meet everyone.

I hope everyone has a wicked SUNDAY... i kicked mine off with DIPLO. i know, i know, it's not for everyone but if you didn't come for the music, you might as well stay for the booty.  yo' - yo' - yo' - yo'

Crank it up and Rip off the Knob - DIPLO "Butter's Theme"

This video is straight bonkers. i love Thomas Pentz, <3 just as much as joel zimmerman and david guetta. ellie goulding 2:16 and MIA? jeah!!!! 

i welcome this trippy moombahton video with wide open legs.

Racists And Hate.

Can you feel their pain? Don't you give me those Hitler eyes.

Creator Of Calvin & Hobbes Is No Sell Out

Watterson isn't about the money. Can you imagine how much he could make if he was though?

A Bilbo Baggins Bonsai

The perfect shire for Hobbits!

You Have Such A Lovely Pet!

Loves sitting in your lap, you say? 

there are no words.

well maybe three... bleach my eyes.

Meanwhile In Ireland.

so Ireland is not getting along with Venus at the moment?

rat shoes

FUCK YEAH!!!! provided they aren't real. FUCK YEAH!!!!

I Have A Very Particular Set Of Skills.

Skills I have acquired over a very long career.

The Only Acceptable Selfie

am i right?

the Queen's Garden

... excuse me while i sit on that bench for the rest of my life.

That's Worse Than Horse Meat.

y'all know soylent green is people. it's PEOPLE! (nat.)

i can connect with this gif on an emotional level

maybe she’s barn with it

maybe it’s neighbelline

red panda sure likes to over exaggerate