Awwwwwww'some of the Day

just saving the world for no bucks an hour.

how awesome is he? so awesome.

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The Bonecycle

the only thing a bike helmet protects you from is getting laid... unless, of course, you're riding the bonecycle.

The WTF of the Day

hey, you're blocking the door... with shame.

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY AMERICA.

If you’re going to blow your hands off tonight you may as well know the science behind it.

i dont have life insurance because im going out of this world the way i came in: as a burden to my family.

"i enjoy short walks to the fridge."

you know you've got a real fatty in bed when her bewbs taste like deodorant.

Kevin Sorbo is...

i can think of a few worse things... for example, knowing the ingredients in velveeta cheese and continuing to eat it.

not blogging = :( nat

will you forgive me?

if that doesn't work, this will...