cant. stop. watching.

he paid for the works.
was it worth it?
it sure was.

please be advised

EPIC Translation FAIL!!!!

awwww, now i wanna coke.

The Great Gatsby

DiCaprio always pulls it off. This kid can play any part and I would contently sit and watch with a smile. 

who rules? she does.

how?

and it was the last Pool Party Chad was ever invited to.

GOLD!!!!

yes, she totally just farted.

seriously? you couldn't refrain from letting one rip on live television? that sounded wet.

i nicknamed my vagina Ray Liotta because it used to be awesome but now it's kind of a big greasy disaster.

this one goes out to... you know who you are.