My dog just yawned directly in my face. It smelled worse than a hookers toothbrush.

one evening i was sitting around my brother's friend alex's house and i blurted out how cool it would be to have a mini great white shark. a miniature exact replica type super hybrid genetic mutation created by mega intelligent scientists for the everyday fish tank. it was genius... only after i said it everyone sat there just staring at me like I was a fucking nugget. gulp. everyone heard that. then out of nowhere and what seemed like several hours of extreme quite, Alex chimed in... "yeah, and you can feed them little mini surfers with mini surf boards, man."
So a huge thanks to alex for the amount of relief i felt all because of his even stupider comment. one word, folks. hero. soon afterwards alex and i started deciding carefully on the name for our mini shark because we each got one. the end.

P.S. BIRTHDAY WANT.

D’awwwwwwww

Just look at those giant fluffy feet and toes.

one fedora per crew.

Darrell makes me watch workaholics and i like it so life's not all that bad! one fedora per crew is the rule though.